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This is a list of all the dialogue Cost-Cutter says. Feel free to add any missing dialogue.
Who are you?
Player
I'm the Cost-Cutter, but my friends call me Slash. Actually I don't have friends, but if I did, they'd call me Slash!
Cost-Cutter
Why do they call you Slash? Do you play the guitar?
Player
No, I slash, slash, slash expenses! I just got rid of our entire writing staff! Ka-ching!
Cost-Cutter
No writers? How will you keep the islands so fresh and original and brilliant?
Player
With the new Story Generator 2000, Poptropica islands will practically create themselves!
Cost-Cutter

My bank account is suh-weet.
Cost-Cutter

Um. Why are they all sitting on each other's laps?
Player
This is my brilliant new “Two-Deep” program. Double the space, half the money wasted on chairs!
Cost-Cutter

This is my finest hour! I've eliminated almost all of Poptropica's servers.
Cost-Cutter
Won't that make the game run really slow?
Player
Technically yes, but I dare you to notice the difference!
Cost-Cutter

What a twist, right?
Cost-Cutter

The real life Mega Fighting Bots!
Cost-Cutter

But where?
Cost-Cutter